What the hell is going on in this Japanese commercial and why should it make me want to eat chips?!?!

Happy Halloween! So, it’s a cute idea to put gooey candy into plastic Star Wars lightsabers, right?

Oh wait. Picture a kid trying to get the candy out. Um… creepy and perverse. Not helpful that it’s called “spliquid.”

Too bad this is seriously not that much cheaper. But at least it’s wafer thin.

[via Neatorama]

I know this has gone around in the past, but I don’t care. I can’t stop watching it. This is the BEST BREAD-MAKING VIDEO EVER, hands down. I mean, it doesn’t teach you how to make bread or anything- it’s just an 80s dude in a sweatband/wifebeater combo, dancing around, doing splits in the air and gyrating his pelvis most hilariously while sort of pretending to make bread. Look out for the part where he puts a pitcher of water on his head and does a pirouette. Just, WOW.

[via Serious Eats]

When I was in Tokyo I took a lot of pictures of weird drinks I found in vending machines… enjoy!

• POCARI SWEAT – I don’t know what a “pocari” is but I’m pretty sure I don’t want to drink its sweat! Tastes like Gatorade but gross.